Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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