If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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