Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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