Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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