I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
