Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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