Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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