90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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