We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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