Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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