somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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