so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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