how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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