Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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