No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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