Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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