real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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