Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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