I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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