Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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