Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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