I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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