I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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