well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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