that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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