I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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