Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Randomize
