proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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