I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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