Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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