Whoa Z and x make the same sound
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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