Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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