The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
