am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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