I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
wow bdsm is so cute
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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