What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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