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(617): View more from Massachusetts

My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?

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(951): View more from California

Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.

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(415): View more from California

I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands

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(951): View more from California

apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.

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(714): View more from California

Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing

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