Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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