Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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