Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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