just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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