It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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