There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
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