don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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