It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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