Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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