Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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