Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i already hear my dad disowning me
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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