it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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