my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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