Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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