so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Randomize