Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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